Catch Phrases

by Van Robison

telemarketer Earlier this year, I was watching a few minutes of the INSP (Inspiration Network), whose President is David Cerullo, son of the famous Morris Cerullo. I was amused by the catch phrases they flash across the screen while they are soliciting donations. I wrote most of the catch phrases down on paper and I list them here just for the purpose of proving what some of the television prosperity gospel preachers do:

Activate your miracle right now by going to the phone.
This is your time for transition into God's favor.
Come into agreement with God and sow the best seed possible.
Sow your financial seed and expect God's harvest on your life.
What you make happen for others, God will make happen for you.
Sow the best seed possible to activate your miracle right now.
Your future is in the seed you sow right now.
Enter into what God has already prepared for you.
Release the seed in your hand and God will release the harvest in his hand.
Call now, sow a seed, reap a harvest.
This is God's appointed time for you to receive your blessing.
Call now! Your prayer requests will be placed on the altar.
Sow a seed into the ministry of the Inspiration Networks.
God is ushering in a new season for you.
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