Master Charge and Visa Preachers

credit cardsby Van Robison

  1. "Sow your seed my brothers and sisters, in fact sow an uncommon seed and reap an uncommon harvest."
  2. "Send in your prayer request, and we will send you a bottle of 'anointed' water from Galilee. Please send donation."
  3. "Buy this 'end times, left behind' book and you will be blessed. We take Master Charge or Visa."
  4. "God has told me that 1,000 of you good saints are going to send $1,000 each to this ministry."
  5. "God told me that if I did not receive $12-million immediately, my ministry would fold. We take credit cards."
  6. "Receive your FREE copy of "The Book of Church", and for a $50 donation we will ship it without cost."
  7. "Purchase your hand made prayer shawl, and the anointing will flow--$75 donation or more."
  8. "Free Bible Correspondence Course when you enroll in our monthly Truth Magazine for $12.95 per month."
  9. "Sow $100 and reap a 100-fold reward into our Mega Harvest Ministry."
  10. "No pain, no gain, send your sacrificial offering now, and our operators are standing by. Call toll free."
  11. "Buy this Christian CD and we will send you a free 14-carat gold cross, for a gift of $60."
  12. "Freely you have received, freely give into our television ministry and keep us on the air---Visa only."
2 Peter 2:3 "And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you..."

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